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brooklyn's test kitchen

These are awesome recipes I've made and thusly consumed, along with local food news and restaurant recommendations. This is also an explanation for future generations if I die a fat old lady with a bad heart.

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  • choire: What up, America! Just got no time to MIX BUTTER AND SUGAR now? I know, so hard. So busy. Here is an OIL SUBSTITUTE for you because of all that you do. This is seriously grossing me out a lot, because it’s not just that it’s an oil substitute for frosting. It’s that it’s an oil substitute that comes in a spray can because it was just too hard to scoop that shit out with a knife and spread it like a human being the way you had to if you bought ready-made oil substitute frosting back in the day. You know this is not going onto a cake, ever. It is going directly into people’s mouths. And that is gross.

    choire:

    What up, America! Just got no time to MIX BUTTER AND SUGAR now? I know, so hard. So busy. Here is an OIL SUBSTITUTE for you because of all that you do.

    This is seriously grossing me out a lot, because it’s not just that it’s an oil substitute for frosting. It’s that it’s an oil substitute that comes in a spray can because it was just too hard to scoop that shit out with a knife and spread it like a human being the way you had to if you bought ready-made oil substitute frosting back in the day.

    You know this is not going onto a cake, ever. It is going directly into people’s mouths. And that is gross.

    Posted on December 5, 2009 via Choire Sicha with 19 notes

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    4. caz reblogged this from choire and added:
      OK… this needs...find it’s way to me now…
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      seriously grossing me out a lot, because it’s not just that it’s...frosting. It’s that...
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    15. speakingintongues reblogged this from choire and added:
      spot the SUBLIMINAL CHRISTIAN MARKETING?
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