brooklyn's test kitchen

  1. Search
  2. About
  3. Subscribe
  4. Archive
  5. Random

brooklyn's test kitchen

These are awesome recipes I've made and thusly consumed, along with local food news and restaurant recommendations. This is also an explanation for future generations if I die a fat old lady with a bad heart.

Newer
Older
  • If a man can do those things, then there shouldn’t be anything wrong with my manly self drinking the Go Girl Bliss Energy Drink…or putting on a tight leather dress, stiletto heels, a black wig, makeup, shaving my entire body, going out to pick up rich Asian business men in Waikiki, charging them $1,000 an hour to strap them in a hanging restraint harness while I whip their half naked bodies or making them pay $750 an hour to pin them to the floor and gingerly dance on their bodies with my stilettos on.

    Posted on November 7, 2009

  • blog comments powered by Disqus

Field Notes Theme. Designed by Manasto Jones. Powered by Tumblr.