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If a man can do those things, then there shouldn’t be anything wrong with my manly self drinking the Go Girl Bliss Energy Drink…or putting on a tight leather dress, stiletto heels, a black wig, makeup, shaving my entire body, going out to pick up rich Asian business men in Waikiki, charging them $1,000 an hour to strap them in a hanging restraint harness while I whip their half naked bodies or making them pay $750 an hour to pin them to the floor and gingerly dance on their bodies with my stilettos on.
Posted on November 7, 2009
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Posted on November 2, 2009 via Tickler's Tumblr with 84 notes
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This is what happens when you wake up at 6:30 am
OK, so, today! I’ve just made all these things sheerly because what the fuck do you do if you wake up before football starts? The only time I’m up at 6:30 am is if I’m coming home from something (sorry, Mom, but it’s true). So enjoy:
- Butternut Squash-Cippolini soup from previous entry
- My NYC-famous short rib chilli (in oven now)
- White Bean-Rosemary-Tomato “stew” from Martha Stewart Living. This is super easy - after soaking/opening can, stew the beans in a little water with a half onion, carrot, bay leaf, and stalk of celery for an hour or so. Drain and remove the onion, carrot, bay leaf, and celery. Put beans back in pot, add one 28-oz can of tomatoes (crushed, or whole and then pureed or crushed by hand), a tbsp of rosemary (or a couple sprigs if you have fresh), and the other half of the onion, chopped fine. Stew this for a half hour or so. You can aparently just eat this but I think we’ll put it over pasta or rice later this week.
I’m actually debating also making Kale-Barley-White Bean soup now but, um, I don’t think I have enough tupperware. So I guess I’m just going to focus on another type of recipe - the alcoholic type.
Posted on November 1, 2009
