DRINK INVENTION TIME!

What if you took a few wontons, or thick dumpling dough like in a soup dumpling, and pumped it full of, say, a dark & stormy with fresh ginger, or a mai tai, and then deep fried it?

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: You Made Fish Soup

I thought it was pretty cool when you invited me over for dinner. We’ve gone out a couple of times and you’re really nice so I was pretty excited. Until, that is, I got to your place and asked what you were making and you said “fish soup.” Are you serious? Is that supposed to be romantic? We were on the road to boneville and then you said the words “fish soup.” I just threw up in my brain. Here’s what’s actually on the menu tonight: I’m going to get a sandwich and watch tv at home.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Nicola.

Dear Nicola,

You are an unfuckable person, judging by this, so it’s no loss to the gentleman or lady who made you this tasty looking soup.

Sincerely,

People with Taste Buds